Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

My mum keeps a number of these birds in the backyard in Kuching.

But I definitely did not expect to see them at a public carpark in Singapore. The carpark in question is the one next to Bagus Yong Tau Fu (my favourite yong tau fu place in Singapore), at the junction of New Upper Changi Road and Still Road.

One group of the Japanese chicken were just relaxing at the entrance of the carpark.

Another group was wondering around the lots, while yet more birds were running around in the vicinity of the building behind the carpark. I believe that's where they're actually kept.

I've seen them at East Coast Park, but this is the first time I've sighted them so openly in an urban setting.

Ever Wondered Why..?

..Pease can't exist

Earth Hour

In the spirit of fighting global warming (or is it climate change?), we turned off all the light in the house from 8:30pm to 9:30pm..

.. plugged in my laptop to the 50" plasma TV and watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Woman

Naughty Naughty (Not Me)

I'm sure by now, it's no secret that countless photos/sex videos of Malaysian and Singaporean girls have been appearing all over cyberspace. In the case of the Malaysians, it appears that most are personal photos/videos 'leaked out' and posted online. In the case of some Singaporeans, it's just blatant bare-it-all for everyone to... see?

By the way, I'm not crazy and I don't spend my days googling "Malaysia+Singapore+nude" k! All of these cases have been published on news sites like AsiaOne.

Initially, when I come across the first few cases, I would think to myself "woah.. happening man!"

Today, I was checking up on the performance of a certain gaming company in Malaysia (the one building an intergrated-resort aka casino in Singapore). Neh, Uncle Lim's company lah, the one on top of the hill, surrounded by the clouds. If still dunno, I also cannot help you liao.

And I really almost went "FWAH SIAO LIAO!". Apparently, numerous nude photos supposedly of Uncle Lim's granddaughter can be found online. The pictures show a pretty Chinese looking girl posing nude at a casino.

Real or fake, I wouldn't know. I do know that while the photos may send some temperatures rising, G3ntng nt3rnational's share prices continue to drop. Also siao liao..

Sports Is Sexy

I thought this was a story worth sharing.

We're all familliar with American Football and the NFL.

Giants of men running around in helmet, padding and spandex trying to score touch-downs.

Well, guess what? There's another league playing American Football out there.

It's called the Lingerie Football League.

I kid you not, but it features women playing the game in lingeire!

How the heck is it even possible? It's a full fledged league of 10 teams, mind you!

Why, even the referees are scantily clad..

*faint*

Recycled Rubber.. And More

Was hoping this to turn out to be another hoax..

But it's since been reported to be true by AFP.

A bag of 10 hairbands like these sells for only 5 Singapore cents.

But wait a minute.. snip a bit..

Pull it inside out..

You have urself some used condoms!

Careful what you tie your hair with... Really

Coke Nukes Sperm

Seems like coke causes sperm to explode. That's the research that won this year's Ig Nobel award. Apparently, some women have been using coke as contraceptive, so a researcher set about to determine the truth in the matter. Lo and behold, the greedy sperm actually soaks up the sugar in the coke and simply.. explode!

Mai siao siao..

W T H

Damned free lah this chap.. Lao Ah Pek very the strong lor!

Islamic preacher some more.. Got time to 'teach' meh?